i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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