Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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