i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Randomize