so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
