I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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