Kiss
Puke
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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