I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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