White coat. Heels.
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Me too!
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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