no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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