I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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