does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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