you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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