birth control should be required to get into college
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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