I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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