My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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