Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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