Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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