Pregnant stripper...not hot.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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