i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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