I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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