We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
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