he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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