Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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