Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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