I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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