either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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