so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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