So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I don't think brook has ever known best
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I think people are normalizing furries
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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