have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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