he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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