id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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