You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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