Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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