Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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