Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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