...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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