Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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