Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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