even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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