Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm getting married
To pizza
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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