if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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