i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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