I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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