I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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