I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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