it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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