oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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