Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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