I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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