I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Randomize
