He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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