I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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