PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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