Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
