So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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