Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
Randomize
